The Inaugural Conference on Disease-Mongering will be hosted by the
Newcastle Institute of Public Health and School of Medicine and Public
Health (Faculty of Health) at the University of Newcastle. It will be
held in the David Maddison Building of the Royal Newcastle Hospital in
Newcastle from 11th to 13th April.
Spokesperson for the Conference, physician and clinical pharmacologist,
Professor David Henry . . . has created a new ‘disease’ – Motivational Deficiency
Disorder (MoDeD), a previously unknown, but surprisingly common
I'd quote more but I didn't bother to read the rest, and I need to go lie down now.
Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.). However, the left-handed whopper had "all condiments rotated 180 degrees, thereby redistributing the weight of the sandwich so that the bulk of the condiments will skew to the left, thereby reducing the amount of lettuce and other toppings from spilling out the right side of the burger." Jim Watkins, senior vice president for marketing at Burger King, was quoted as saying that the new sandwich was the "ultimate 'HAVE IT YOUR WAY' for our left-handed customers." The advertisement then noted that the left-handed Whopper would initially only be available in the United States, but that the company was "considering plans to roll it out to other countries with large left-handed populations." The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that animal thieves who recently broke into an Australian zoo to steal a koala found their intended target too vicious and had to settle for a crocodile instead. H/t Boing Boing, Image from Koalas.org.