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The Charismatic Russo-Nigerian Serial Epistolary Novel

Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:57:51 +0200
From: "Mr. Felix Ogorika" <feogorika@pobox.sk> Add To Address Book
Subject: To God Be The Glory!! 

Dear Fellow Believer,
 
May the peace of the Lord be with you and your entire family in Jesus name,(AMEN).
 
To God be the Glory that I received Christ. Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God's mercy and glory upon my life.
 
I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you;  

I am Mr. Felix Ogorika, the Personal Lawyer of late Mr. Petrovich Nazarova, a Russian Businessman that lived in my Country Nigeria for 22 years before he died in the plane crash last year. He was a very good Christian, he is so dedicated to God but he was not married nor had any child till He died, may His soul rest in peace, Amen. Throughout His stay in my country, he acquired a lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc.
 
As his legal adviser, before his death, Mr. Petrovich Nazarova, instructed me to write his WILL, because he had no child, he dedicated his wealth to God. According to the WILL, the properties have to be sold and the money be given out to a ministry or individual for the work of God. As his legal adviser, all the documents for the properties were in my care. He gave me the authority to sell the properties and give out the fund to a Ministry or individual for the work of God.
 
In short, I sold all the properties after His death, as instructed by Mr. Petrovich Nazarova before he died. And as matter of fact, after I sold all his properties, I realized up to USD$5,700,000.00 (Five Million Seven Hunred Thousand US Dollars). The total amount will be invested into God's work as instructed by the original owner. But Instead of giving the fund out for the work of God as instructed to me by the owner before his death, I converted the fund to myself with the intention of investing the fund abroad for my personal use. I was afraid of putting the fund in the Bank, because I have to give account to the bank on how I got the money. I then packaged the fund in two Trunk Boxes and deposited the Trunk Boxes with a security company here in Nigeria. I did not want the management of the Security Company to know the content of the Trunk Boxes; therefore I registered the content of the Trunk Boxes as Family Treasure. Now the security company believes that what I deposited with them was Family Treasure.
 
I had a turnaround in my life few weeks ago, when I was watching a program on television. The name of the program is HOSSANA HOUR on Siverbird television (STV) and the man of God was preaching concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19 where the word of God says: "When the righteous truth from his righteousness, and committee iniquity, he shall even die thereby. But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall live thereby". From the scripture, I discovered that the only way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and right by giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God by the owner before his death.
 
I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry or individual, for the purpose of God's work as instructed by the owner before his death. After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to a honest Christian or the chosen one that deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet as I was browsing through a marvelous site, and as a matter of fact, it is not only you that I picked on the site initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, then you were nominated to me through divine revelation from God, so these are how I received such a divine revelation from the Lord, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.
 
I have notified the Security Company where I deposited the Trunk Boxes that contained the fund, that I am moving the Trunk Boxes abroad, and the security company has since been waiting for my authority for the Trunk Boxes to leave my country.
 
So if you know that you will use this fund honestly and wisely for God's work, then do contact me back immediately.
 
Waiting for your response.
 
Sincerely Yours,
Brother Felix Ogorika.

Comments

[Ana]

He's so going to hell.

[prairie biker]

I helped them. I gave them my bank account. But they say I am still plagued by bad thetans. damn.

[gail]

In a handcar! Or a handbasket, whichever's faster.

[gail]

Thetans in a handbasket are the WORST.

[Rob B.]

I hvae no respect for him until he tries to run the scam in person like that guy tried to do at my office.

[Ana]

Wow. Did you high stick him? Or whatever you boxers/icedancers call it.

[maggie katzen]

he is so dedicated to God but he was not married nor had any child till He died,

that cracked me up. so he has a kid now eh? WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM THE MONEY
!!!???

[maggie katzen]

and this: "and committee iniquity"

sounds like fun.

[gail]

Sounds like an orgy, is what.

[Rob B.]

OK, true story.
A guy comes into my office. He claims that he's that he works for a Nigerian oil company that went insolvent. They have a tanker off the coast and they can't pay duties. However, if we give them cash then they will pay the duties and they will give us the procedes from 15% of the oil.

Ofcouse the irony is that my boss lived in South Africa and a boy and speaks 7 African languages including , you guessed it, Nigerian. So it took himabout 5 seconds to discern the guy was a liar. It took security about a minute to get up there to ship him off to the police.

Fun times.

Imagine findin one of may 200 people in a 7 million metropolitan area that speaks the African language that you claim to be a part of.