Toward a greater precision in hail metaphors
From the official National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Hail Diameter Size Descriptors via Dustbury:
¼ inch = pea
½ = small marble
¾ = penny
7/8 = nickel
1 = quarter
1¼ = half-dollar
1½ = walnut
1¾ = golf ball
2 = hen egg
2½ = tennis ball
2¾ = baseball
3 = teacup
4 = grapefruit
4½ = softball
Because, wouldn't you rather know you were hit by a grapefruit-sized hunk of ice than a softball-sized one?

5.0" = Cantaloupe
5.5" = Dodge ball
6.0+ = Apocolyptical/Rapture
Posted by: Hoodlumman | April 26, 2007 at 09:46 AM
What? No Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
Posted by: Ana | April 26, 2007 at 09:48 AM
I'll have two hen eggs and half a grapefruit, please. That way, at least I'd be able to eat after being hit.
Posted by: Jenny | April 26, 2007 at 10:49 AM
I'm wondering where they came up with teacup?
Posted by: maggie katzen | April 26, 2007 at 11:35 PM