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Jake

The V spot, huh? It's all about the V, baby.

prairie biker

I've already signed evilwife up for the vomeronasalectomy. After that she'll get a slipodictomy.

joated

Okay, that's three posts on noses so far. When are you doing one on Cyrano DB?

gail

I'll consider it Joated

Hoodlumman

"The disturbing image comes from..."

Who are you to judge?!?

Rob B.

Forgive him, he has a mouse fetish.

iamnot

So, how do I get my wife a nose job?

Ana

The Secret Of The Universe. There is only one secret: If you're a guy and you want unlimited sex, then shower regularly, floss, brush, use a tongue scraper or mouthwash or whatever, figure out what cologne she likes and you're in like Flynn. Women can't have sex with men that smell funny or bad or cheap or sleazy or stinky or dirty to them. Fresh sweat is good. Old funky ass is bad. Outdoorsy is good. Hog confinement is bad. Figure it out. Badda Bing Badda Boom.

You're welcome.

Ana

People. This is THE secret of the universe. You are thunderstruck. This is what has happened.

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