Jailbreak foiled

The Age reports:

German police had to round up a cluster of crayfish after the crustaceans broke out of an Asian food shop and scuttled down the street, police in the south-western city of Stuttgart said on Monday.

A surprised pedestrian notified authorities after seeing the crayfish crawling down the road early on Sunday, a local police spokeswoman said.

They had escaped by squeezing through gaps in the grating on their tanks and leaving by the store's front door, which had been left ajar.

What do you think the police in YOUR town would say if you called in a 911 on escaping crayfish?

Comments

[Marc L]

I live in South Louisiana and if I called in escaping crawfish (crayfish), I certainly would get the immediate dial tone.

[joated]

etouffe?

[Melissa]

I'd get the meth detox squad.