The British singer who sang the Croatian anthem before last night's match accidentally sang 'My penis is a mountain'. . . .
The national anthem is written in old style Croatian, and there can be slightly different interpretations in English because it is a very lyrical language.
The line in which [the singer] slipped up should have been "mila kuda si planina" (You know my dear how we love your mountains).
But what he actually sang was "mila kura si planina" which means "Dear Penis, you are a Mountain" or "My Dear, my penis is a mountain".
Alternatively, you could play "Kick the Squirrel" while waiting for something interesting to happen.