Dont be misled by their banal, countryclubbish appearance. These are the very creatures that have been surreptitiously siphoning off the very quintessence of my male potency through nocturnal visitations and forays in which they imbibe my jissom . It's all in my book. Read it for yourself.
Arrgh ! You see ? The creature in red mocks me with his "Tiny Weenie" handsign. And the one in green bores holes in me with his eyes as he sucks on that 'cigar'.. and the symbolism in his use of the 3 iron is all too transparent.
He might as well be saying aloud;
"After we finish this hole, what say we head on over to the clubhouse for a couple cold ones then head on over to Bill's place and drink his jissom ?"
*snerk*
Posted by: maggie katzen | June 20, 2005 at 02:00 PM
Hm. Plaid or madras golf slacks. Biting social commentary of the Republican Party?
Posted by: JWebb | June 20, 2005 at 02:42 PM
I didn't know the Red Thingies and the Green Whosits could work together. It's all about incluuuusion, people.
Posted by: CraigC | June 20, 2005 at 03:49 PM
Is that a three-iron he's using from the rough?
Posted by: Hoodlumman | June 20, 2005 at 04:10 PM
Hey everybody, Iowahawk is channeling Dick again.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/
Posted by: CraigC | June 20, 2005 at 04:18 PM
Rob told me he painted this with cattle marker something or other. Perhaps he would care to elaborate.
Posted by: gail | June 20, 2005 at 04:22 PM
I didn't know Iowahawk swung that way, Craig.
Posted by: gail | June 20, 2005 at 04:22 PM
I knew someone would take the bait.
Posted by: CraigC | June 20, 2005 at 04:30 PM
Dont be misled by their banal, countryclubbish appearance. These are the very creatures that have been surreptitiously siphoning off the very quintessence of my male potency through nocturnal visitations and forays in which they imbibe my jissom . It's all in my book. Read it for yourself.
Dont let them fool you.
Posted by: William S. Burroughs | June 20, 2005 at 05:21 PM
Arrgh ! You see ? The creature in red mocks me with his "Tiny Weenie" handsign. And the one in green bores holes in me with his eyes as he sucks on that 'cigar'.. and the symbolism in his use of the 3 iron is all too transparent.
He might as well be saying aloud;
"After we finish this hole, what say we head on over to the clubhouse for a couple cold ones then head on over to Bill's place and drink his jissom ?"
Could in be any plainer?
Posted by: William S. Burroughs | June 20, 2005 at 05:29 PM