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[dorkafork]

So I'm thinking of legally changing my real name, and I'm looking for suggestions. Something that sounds cool and isn't too unwieldy. I'm leaning towards names that have a piratical sound to them, like the name of a swashbuckler or an intrepid explorer.

So far "Oliver Scott" is in the lead.
"John Deal" is in consideration
"Doc" something or other?
Maybe something with "Montgomery" in it so that I could also be called "Monty".

I just thought I'd throw that out there to see what you guys could brainstorm up.

[dorkafork]

Just to let you know, if you come up with something I end up using, I won't necessarily tell you, so I don't want anybody to have a disappointment. (I'm a cagey type of guy). I'll be changing my screen name too, eventually, to a yet to be decided pseudonym.

But I would appreciate any ideas.

[CraigC]

How can you improve on dorkafork? I mena, really.

[CraigC]

Whoops, Freudian slip. I'm not running drugs out of small local airports. Honestly.

[Scott P]

I'm roasting 1/2 of a pork shoulder, green Hatch chiles and a bunch of other goodies over pecan wood so I can make a Pork Green Chile stew tonight.

I'm so sorry, that was cruel, wasn't it? My bad. I can share pictures, at least.

[gail]

You couldn't possibly improve on Robert Falcon Scott for an explorer's name. Although I think MC should change his name to Shackleton.

[gail]

I've always kind of liked the last name of Archer.

[Scott P]

It works for Anne. Big time.

[gail]

Scott, we've just finished doing a rump roast over cherry wood.

[gail]

beef, that is