Here's an interesting online service. It's called SaveMyAss.com and it sends flowers at designated and randomly distributed intervals for people who are either too busy or too unromantic to send any themselves:
We'll schedule flowers for all the obligatory dates she expects (you'll never miss an important date again!) and we'll score you major points by making deliveries she doesn't expect. You will be amazed at what impact sending flowers for no apparent reason has.
For some reason SMA assumes that all its customers will be male.
That is the most pathetic, unromantic thing I've ever heard.
Posted by: Julie | October 07, 2005 at 12:40 PM
It's for pathetic, unromantic people.
Posted by: gail | October 07, 2005 at 02:04 PM
[frantically cancels subscription]
Posted by: Scott P | October 07, 2005 at 02:09 PM
frantically signs up.
Posted by: prairie biker | October 07, 2005 at 04:17 PM
Ha! Scott and PB, you poor misguided guys.
(Oops. Redundant.)
Posted by: julie | October 07, 2005 at 04:45 PM
Using that service would be more like a misguided guise...
Posted by: Scott P | October 07, 2005 at 04:57 PM
Romance, shmomance, it's all about the badabing, you know what I'm sayin'?
Posted by: CraigC | October 07, 2005 at 06:27 PM
This is GREAT! There's a panic button on the Take the tour page that's tres amusant. Or whatever.
Posted by: Ana | October 07, 2005 at 08:58 PM