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.... but when he went around the car to open her door, he found still hanging from the car door handle.... THE KILLER'S HOOK !!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Who's got my liver ?
Who's Got My Liver ?
WHO'S GOT MY LIVER ???? !!!!


Liver and onions. There ya go!


A Halloween story from Barbara P.:
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very

handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is

staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to

offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just

about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I

would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that- but there's two


> #1, you have to be single and

> #2, you must be Catholic."

> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

> OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

> The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a

hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts


> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

> "Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and

I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween



What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack o' lantern by its diameter?

Scott P


Damn trick-or-treaters...


Pumpkin Pi.


Ah-ha! Scott has all the trick-or-treaters.


Pumpkin Pi? Naw.. 3.15.. My pumpkin is lopsided..


Step... Draaaaggggggg
Step... Draaaaaaaaggggggg

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