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Jake

.... but when he went around the car to open her door, he found still hanging from the car door handle.... THE KILLER'S HOOK !!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Jake

Who's got my liver ?
Who's Got My Liver ?
WHO'S GOT MY LIVER ???? !!!!

Ana

Liver and onions. There ya go!

gail

A Halloween story from Barbara P.:
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very

handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is

staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to

offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just

about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I

would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that- but there's two

things:

> #1, you have to be single and

> #2, you must be Catholic."

> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

> OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

> The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a

hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts

crying.

> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

> "Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and

I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween

party."

CraigC

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack o' lantern by its diameter?

Scott P

SIXTH!!!!

Damn trick-or-treaters...

Ana

Pumpkin Pi.

Ana

Ah-ha! Scott has all the trick-or-treaters.

Jake

Pumpkin Pi? Naw.. 3.15.. My pumpkin is lopsided..

Jake

Step... Draaaaggggggg
Step... Draaaaaaaaggggggg

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