Police in northeastern Iran are launching a new morality drive by confiscating alluring mannequins from boutiques and clothes stalls in the bazaar, authorities in the city of Bojnourd said on Monday.
A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity". Sixty five mannequins have been impounded so far.
Well it's about time. Those mannequins are way out of hand. Hard to make a burka look chaste with those diamond hard mannequin nipples poking out all over the place.
Posted by: Ana | October 31, 2005 at 07:44 PM
A lot of mannequins seem to have an attitude too. Not at all submissive.
Posted by: gail | October 31, 2005 at 07:47 PM
Yes. It had escaped my attention, but I think that you're right. Gives the wymins airs. Western Devil Mannequins. They should be replaced with Weebles. They wobble but they don't fall down. Wait. Too uppity.
Posted by: Ana | October 31, 2005 at 08:13 PM
Which reminds me...
Something to smile about..
Weebles
Posted by: Jake | October 31, 2005 at 09:09 PM
Those mannequins used to frighten Aaron. He would hide in the store and when I asked him why he'd say, the mannequins are mad at me.
Posted by: gail | October 31, 2005 at 09:58 PM
Weebles!!
Posted by: gail | October 31, 2005 at 09:59 PM