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As If the News Weren't Bad Enough

Paris Hilton has had her monkey taken away.

November 28, 2005 at 11:26 AM |

Comments

prairie biker

Awwwwwww Paris, you can pet my monkey.

Posted by: prairie biker | November 28, 2005 at 11:50 AM

Rob B.

Bur PB, you might grow up very violent as well.

(However, her video proves she knows how to take care of you.)

Posted by: Rob B. | November 28, 2005 at 12:28 PM

CraigC

Good, I was getting tired of her showing off her monkey in public.

Posted by: CraigC | November 28, 2005 at 01:01 PM

CraigC

Although the video was kind of interesting. She ain't got nothin' on Jenna Lewis, though. Man, that girl could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by: CraigC | November 28, 2005 at 01:09 PM

Rob B.

"Golf ball through a garden hose" good?

Posted by: Rob B. | November 28, 2005 at 01:16 PM

Julie

Who's Jenna Lewis? Wasn't she a Survivor chick?

Posted by: Julie | November 28, 2005 at 01:29 PM

CraigC

Yes, she was on Survivor Marianas. Turns out she's a very, very naughty girl. And talented. And sincere and enthusiastic, which is always the most important part. I love sincerity.

Posted by: CraigC | November 28, 2005 at 02:36 PM

That Sprockets Guy

Touch my monkey! Touch my monkey

Posted by: That Sprockets Guy | November 28, 2005 at 09:26 PM

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