If you're planning to manufacture paper from kangaroo and/or wallaby droppings, be sure to choose the droppings of "old kangaroos with bad teeth," for reasons best known to people who manufacture paper from kangaroo and/or wallaby droppings.
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...Just think of the endless uses for soiled disposable diapers!
...Just think of the endless uses for soiled disposable diapers!
Posted by: Pie Shell | January 30, 2006 at 09:47 PM
You can write on them or with them.
Posted by: gail | January 30, 2006 at 10:04 PM
You can stop houses from burning down with them!
http://www.firehouse.com/news/99/4/26_APdiapers.html
Posted by: Pie Shell | January 30, 2006 at 11:01 PM
"Potential Poo Paper Producers Pray That Their Poo-Filled Paper Product Doesn't Paradoxically Result In Producing Products That Are Ph Positive"
Posted by: CraigC | January 31, 2006 at 12:42 AM
Is this true that someone would actually make paper from kangaroo poop???
Posted by: Zsa Zsa | January 31, 2006 at 07:15 AM
Yes. It's true. In Africa they make paper from elephant dung too.
Posted by: gail | January 31, 2006 at 11:57 AM