How about a "self-navigating, automatic rectal crawler" for that hard-to-buy-for type? And, while we're on the subject, is there anyone in particular you would care to nominate for our newly created but highly prestigious Scribal Terror Self-Navigating Automatic Rectal Crawler of the Year "Golden Sphincter" Award? I'm taking nominations in the Comments section.
I nominate myself. Only because my birthday is next week. ;)
Posted by: Mich Mash | April 30, 2006 at 04:00 PM
Andrew Sullivan.
Posted by: Major John | April 30, 2006 at 04:14 PM
Still regretting those contributions?
Posted by: gail | April 30, 2006 at 04:19 PM
Happy birthday, Mich!! Fancy a spanking? There are spanking afficionados here who would be glad to oblige.
Posted by: gail | April 30, 2006 at 05:08 PM