With money! With money! At FIU in honor of their 100,000th hit:
The most creative punishment for spammers will be awarded $10 to spend at Amazon.com. Put it in the comments and the FIUers will choose a winner. This contest will run through Friday the 2nd (entry deadline at midnight 6/2).
Real cash... and all the winner needs is a valid email.
Funny, you'd think after 100,000 hits, they'd be too mellow to care.
Meh, the 100,000 hits thing is just coincidence. I just really hate spammers. Thanks for the link, Gail.
Posted by: Hoodlumman | May 31, 2006 at 06:10 PM
Julie's entry had me feeling a little funny in the pants - right up to the punchline. Maybe she was listening to Flaccido Domingo while writing. Yoiks.
Posted by: JWebb | May 31, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Julie can write her some trash.
Honey, quit teaching English right this very moment and go make a fortune writing trashy novels. You'll have to dye your hair blonde and change your name because you'll kill most of your over-sixty relatives if you don't, of course, but it's a small price to pay.
Posted by: Ana | May 31, 2006 at 09:48 PM
Now that I gotta consider. Why not use my trashy mind for makin' some dough. It's going to waste.
Posted by: Julie | June 01, 2006 at 12:13 AM
Or do porn.
Super-glue porn. There's gotta be a niche.
Posted by: Hoodlumman | June 01, 2006 at 08:03 AM