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Kirk

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to the bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke"? The bar immediately falls silent.

In a very deep, husky voice the woman standing right behind him says "before you tell that joke sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb blonde woman with a blackbelt in karate
4. The woman sitting next to you is blonde and a professional weight lifter
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler

Now think about it seriously mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Shelleigh (aka Pixie)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jake Holmes

Sofie Fatale: Burn in Hell You stupid, stupid... Blonde!

Scott P

Morning, all! Looking forward to a few more cups of joe, then the weekend. Gotta figure out what to cook on the Fourth.

Rob B.

Ok, Kirk started it

A New Orleans Katrina evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare office for his monthly check.

He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month, since I left New Orleans. I'd really much rather have a job".

The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year"

The New Orleans guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Carin

snort. You're so bad Rob.

Rob B.

I know, I try.

Jake Holmes

hahahaha !

Lloyd

Excellent Rob!

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