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"You cannot pretend you are a real witch if you cannot help a businessman get the European Union funds he wants."

That's the test now. It used to be burning at the stake or chucking in the river but now it's EU grants.


"spells to get cows to produce more milk"

Same spell, actually. Different cow.


Love potions are so nineteenth century.


Mrs. Ogg would do quite well here. I don't think Esmerelda would accomidate the good folk seeking aid, but Nanny would pocket the coin quick as you please, send one of the kiddies to fetch the jug and start singing the Hedgehog song.


Roll them all over and turn them around,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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