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This just in: Nightingales have been put on the endangered species list. Seems intrepid entreprenuers have been force feeding the poor critters massive amounts of laxative and they've been croaking by the millions due to dehydration.

Guess they'll have to go back to semen as the skin treatment do jour.


I've heard that the big problem is lax enforcement.


Yannow, I'm pretty sure you can get guanine from other sources. In this case, it should be called guanoanine.


I like birds and I shave my head and I've been told that having a bird poo on you is, in some cultures, considered a sign of good luck, but I'll be d*mned if I would smear this stuff on my newly shaven pate.

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