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Jake

They need to scatter about some bags of dog food... the kind made with Chinese wheat gluten.. problem solved.

gail

Jake, you're over my head. What is it about wheat gluten that rats have to fear?

Jake

Its was the chemicals on the wheat gluten imported from China and used in the manufacture of scores of brands of pet food that have killed dogs and cats across the country over the last couple months. Sounds more effective than the cyanide filled rat hotels they scatter around here...

gail

O-kay. I just read the headlines and said, never mind, our dogs don't eat that stuff.

Rob B.

Or they could use anti-freeze, it's sweet tasting and toxic. Or coca cola or alka seltzer, since rats can't burp.

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