Pet poems

John of  FYE :

Jessie's my dog
and friend to the meeces
She'd like to catch one
and love it to pieces

Come on, who else writes poems about their animals? No secrets here.

Me:

The Look

Don't you think I'm awf'ully cute?
Give me your Mint Milano.
It must have been some other pup
Who peed on the piano.

FilthyCommie

tasha was a dog
afraid of wee meeces
she spent her days
snacking on feces

Ana:

I did not eat your Simple clog.
It was the other household dog.

He does bad things. It is not me.
And on your bed? That's baby pee.

My paws are clean. You can't deny.
It must have been the Daddy guy.

There is so much that happens here.
It's good to have alibis near.

Erin (on a dog that refused to come home for his neutering appointment):

The dog is Maki
Isolation, Castration
He is so grounded

Craig (on a cat who ate a flip flop):

I'm a happy little boy
Who thinks he's a goat
Your flip-flops were there
So they went down my throat

iamnot's son (7) on the loss of their dog Payson:

The Night Poem

Payson has brown floppy ears.
I love Payson and his gentle paws.
I love Payson.

Priapus:

I'm just a happy little boy
Who thinks he's a randy old goat like Silenus
You bent over to pick up your flip-flops
Sorry.. I couldnt control myself.
I had my way with you... or would have if that ass hadnt been braying to high heaven.. Jeez.

What do you expect.? Hera cursed me with this freakin thing and I cant turn it off...

Funny, that last line doesn't scan. Couldn't you find a word to rhyme with Silenus?

Comments

[CraigC]

I'm just a happy little boy
Who thinks he's a goat
Your flip-flops were there
So they went down my throat

[CraigC]

Whoops. Try to imagine that first line without the word "just."

[Jake]

Just FYI.. "bositang" is Korean Dog Stew... Outlawed before the Olympics in Korea but still popular... Just sos ya know...

[Priapus]

I'm just a happy little boy
Who thinks he's a randy old goat like Silenus
You bent over to pick up your flip-flops
Sorry.. I couldnt control myself.
I had my way with you... or would have if that ass hadnt been braying to high heaven.. Jeez.

What do you expect.? Hera cursed me with this freakin thing and I cant turn it off...

[CraigC]

That's not nice, Jake.