And the winnah is . . . JWebb's enema haiku:
As dawn's perked nectar
Coffee should be your best friend
Not your enema
with four votes. But honorable mention to Jake who garnered SEVEN points spread among four haikus, of which my favorite is:
(Taylor's Lament Haiku)
Get down Goddamned apes
Get your filthy paws off me
You'll spill my coffee !
So JWebb has the overall win, but Jake ends up with the most Scribal points. It's sort of like the last presidential election if you think about it.
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Vote for your favorite coffee haiku here. Contestants are identified by name and haikus by number. Scribal points for each vote you receive, but please don't vote for yourself or vote more than once.
I see everyone is voting for themselves.. Let's break this deadlock and all vote for me..
Posted by: Jake | July 18, 2008 at 09:34 AM
I certainly didn't vote for myself, Gail would kick my butt.
Posted by: Scott P | July 18, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Hey, does Toby get a vote..? Cuz he really digs the Filthy Ape haiku.. and wants me enter a vote for him..
I know.. I know.. There's no accounting for tatste.. but he has those lazer beam eyes.. I dont wanna be the one to tell him 'no'..
Posted by: Jake | July 18, 2008 at 10:29 AM
A Coffee Haiku
King coronation pending
Nervous tension mounts
Posted by: Jake | July 18, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Vote for Jake's Dirty Ape Haiku or the baby gets it!
Posted by: Not - Toby | July 18, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Oh... Do what he say.. Do what he sayyyyy!!!
Posted by: Toby the baby Calvin klein underwear model | July 18, 2008 at 02:53 PM
The Cuniculus Party casts all their votes for Jake..
Posted by: Tina | July 18, 2008 at 02:56 PM
All five of us; Davy, Peter, Micky and Mike, throw our support behind Jake's simian haiku.
Posted by: Monkees with bagpipes for Jake | July 18, 2008 at 02:57 PM
We cast 11 votes for Jake's monkey poem
and 1 against..
Posted by: Jebus' 12 Apostles | July 18, 2008 at 03:01 PM
So who's the Judas?
Posted by: gail | July 18, 2008 at 03:04 PM