Hey, if the university is giving out degrees honoris causa, may I have one?
A PhD preferably but I could be persuaded to settle for a Masters... No? How 'bout a BA...? No? Ok..ok.. last offer.. I'd be ok with a certificate of .... of whatever... Anything.. please... I need a better job..
Congratulations! How can she be that old already?
Posted by: Tracey Rollison | April 17, 2009 at 05:52 PM
How can
I
be that old already????Posted by: gail | April 17, 2009 at 07:47 PM
Whoo hoo!!!!!!! I hope you get to be her Rhet teacher.
Posted by: Scott P | April 17, 2009 at 10:16 PM
That's it! I'm asking my broker if University of Urbana is offering HALS bonds (Hapke Annuitized Long Securities). I'm in!
Posted by: JWebb | April 18, 2009 at 01:21 AM
I assume that with Paperclip's smarts, it will be an honorary degree. Simply a formality.
Posted by: Julie | April 18, 2009 at 02:34 PM
Hey, if the university is giving out degrees honoris causa, may I have one?
A PhD preferably but I could be persuaded to settle for a Masters... No? How 'bout a BA...? No? Ok..ok.. last offer.. I'd be ok with a certificate of .... of whatever... Anything.. please... I need a better job..
Posted by: Jake the Village Idiot | April 18, 2009 at 03:53 PM
yay!
Posted by: maggie katzen | April 19, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Oh, congrats!
Posted by: Carin | April 22, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Where's Webb?
Join Facebook
Look up Jake Holmes for a Friends link
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That goes for the rest of you too.
Posted by: Jake | April 23, 2009 at 07:41 PM
He won't...
Posted by: gail | April 23, 2009 at 07:51 PM